How to puke

Introduction

Everyone, at least once in their life, has wanted to get out of something. Well, that's where this comes in. Puke in a few easy steps, and you'll be have to get to work, or school.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You'll Need

• A hand
• An uvula
• A mouth
• A stomach

Steps

1

Step One

Open your mouth. It's not a very good idea to puke with your mouth closed, as this might cause you to choke.

2

Step Two

Spread your fingers out. It's a lot easier to get your hand back far enough if your fingers don't get in your way being curled up and all.

3

Step Three

Shove your hand as far back as you can, and touch your uvula. This will make you puke. Now that you've puked, you'll be able to skip work or school or whatever.